Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Cinderella Official Trailer Sneak Peek #1 (2014)


I love that the screen capture for the trailer is this shot -- because honestly? He's the only character whose face you actually see in the Sneak Peek. (If the full trailer weren't being released tomorrow, I might think that was significant. As it is, I'm pretty sure they're just building suspense.)

Anyway. All I could think when I watched this -- and I will readily admit that Cinderella is not my favorite Disney movie by any means -- was, "Is that Robb Stark? That can't be Robb Stark. He looks so different! Maybe it's because he doesn't have a beard?"

Yep. First real look at a new, live-action Disney Princess movie and my first thought is more about Game of Thrones than Cinderella.


Happy 86th Birthday, Mickey Mouse!

"I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing -- that it was all started by a mouse."


It's kinda hard to believe that he's been around for 86 years--may he always remain in our hearts and our imaginations.

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

If Disney Princesses Had Realistic Waistlines

I think it's funny that, whenever something Disney-related appears on social media, all of my friends either share it with me or tag me. Like when Disney released their Elsa wedding dress -- everyone thought of me first. And by funny I mean I love it.

A couple of people have shared this link with me -- a woman at Buzzfeed imagined Disney Princesses with realistic waistlines. I'm a little unsure if this is her own original work, but I think it is. The most striking one is probably Ariel:


Well, I say that...but Jasmine and Aurora are also strikingly different:



It's an interesting concept to think about, I think...much like the whole if-Barbie-were-a-real-woman-she'd-collapse thing. Body image and its portrayal in the media fascinate me as a whole though -- largely because I wasn't conscious of it when I was a teenager. Which is...weird. That's normally when girls are hyper-conscious of it. But I was an athlete who burned 3000 calories a day and ate whatever she wanted, and I was preternaturally confident. 

When I googled the article to find the link to it, interestingly enough, a piece from Cosmopolitan was the first one to come up. Here's the text blurb that accompanies the piece: 

Disney Princesses have long been held up as the Feminine Ideal. Graceful, lovely, and impossibly thin with big breasts; they could give a girl a complex. However, when you readjust their proportions to make them more human-like, as Loryn Brantz did over at Buzzfeed, they are still incredibly graceful and lovely, without presenting unrealistic beauty ideals to the future girl leaders of tomorrow. Plus, they all look damn good. Better, even. I wouldn't mind seeing some of them with smaller chests and bigger butts too! Beautiful women come in all sizes, even princesses.
Which is actually a fairly positive take on the Buzzfeed article -- from an unlikely source. Cosmo, after all, is not exactly a bastion of feminist content. One blog even points out that, "as the best-selling magazine in college bookstores and the No. 1 magazine for women with children Cosmo shows and tells its increasingly younger readership...what it means to be attractive, desirable, and successful through its glossy pages each month."

Which, yay Cosmo. (Or, more specifically, yay Cosmo blog.) But, I think its important to note that Snow White isn't included -- most likely because she's a pretty realistic portrayal. And by "realistic" I mean she's rounder and chubbier than her successors, perhaps because beauty standards were wildly different in the 1930s. 

That being said...I'm perhaps most intrigued by the comments below the article itself on Buzzfeed--particularly the debate about whether we consciously or subconsciously internalize "as normal" the standards Disney presents. I actually thought that the Interwebz would agree with the first commenter -- in that they insist that these are just movies and don't affect us -- but it seems to be a bit more evenly divided. Can't wait to discuss this in class! 

Monday, November 3, 2014

Seven Dwarfs Mine Train ON FIRE

So....I know that new theme park rides break down. A lot.

Case in point: we stayed at a Universal hotel for one night just so we could get early park admission into Universal Studios. The park opened at 8 a.m. that day, which mean hotel guests could get in at 7:00. But, as all theme park vets know, you don't just show up at 7. You gotta get there early. Crazy early. And stand in another line (just to get in.) So we did get there early. Crazy early. Like, so crazy the downtown Universal part wasn't even open yet. Starbucks wasn't even open yet. But we were at the front of the line! And we booked it all the way to Diagon Alley, got in line for Gringotts and...waited. The ride wasn't working, you see. Then they did this thing where they let us in past the main queuing area, and we are almost the ride loading zone and...we were stopped. And turned away. Given fast passes to come back later, but still turned away.

But...I don't know that I've read of many (if any...?) theme park rides CATCHING FIRE. 

I would be concerned, if I were Disney.

Especially since anyone who was at the parks recently can vouch for the fact that the ride is having issues. Like, shut down for more than an hour and making people (1) freak out about their FastPasses and (2) pissed off that the new ride isn't working.

We did ride it in October, but (1) we had FastPasses (thank you, excellent Disney customer service!) and (2) it was shut down for about an hour and a half.

Better get on that, Disney Imagineers.