Saturday, September 30, 2017

via Buzzfeed: Disney Quiz

There is *always* something Disney-related on Buzzfeed, but this quiz was actually pretty fun to take:


Spoiler Alert: I'm not a fake Disney fan. (Shocker.)

Although, I am a bit confused as to which names were included and which were not. For instance: "Grumpy" was okay for "G," but "Happy" wasn't for "H." And both "Flora" and "Fauna" were okay for "F" but Merrywether wasn't for "M." So...yeah. 

"Q" was, not surprisingly, the hardest...Quasimodo is really the only choice here, although apparently you can put "Queen" before a name and have it count. And IDK who "Queen Miranda" is. 

Doesn't matter though, because:


BOOM. 


Friday, September 29, 2017

Hocus Pocus Remake -- *sob*

I've said this before, but Fall is my favorite season. (I really think it's because I grew up in New York, in the Hudson Valley, where we have *actual* Fall, with cool temperatures, stunning foliage, and apples and pumpkins galore.) And while I'm not a huge fan of Halloween -- my dad hated the holiday and I prefer Thanksgiving -- October mainly means one thing: a socially acceptable time to watch Hocus Pocus.


If you haven't seen Hocus Pocus, stop reading, go to your DVR and set this up to record. Because you're missing out. I could go into all the reasons why it's awesome, but the fact that it's one of Bette Midler's favorite films is really all you need to know. And, if you still need convincing, it was directed by Kenny Ortega, who also did High School Musical so...you know. 

So, when I heard that they were making a sequel, I was ecstatic.



Which....NO. Just no. 

One, the original film is a cult classic, SO WHY REMAKE IT? 
Two, part of what makes the original so great is it's glorious '90s vibe -- something that you just can't replicate now. *coughJumanjicough*
Three, if it's going to air on Disney Channel -- and that's nothing against Disney Channel movies; I love them -- that pretty much shows how high on the priority list it is for Disney. In other words, it's probably just a shameless money grab. 

I love you Disney, but when you pull stunts like this, it gets really hard to defend you. 

Thursday, September 28, 2017

New Disney Dooney & Burke Bags

When we were in Disneyland for our honeymoon, my husband asked me what I wanted for my birthday and if there was anything Disney-related I might like. (Our anniversary and my birthday are 15 days apart and he admitted that he'd been so focused on the wedding, that he hadn't had time to give it a lot of thought.)

Now, I've never been an "expensive handbag" kind of girl: I can appreciate them, but when it comes down to it, as long as it holds all my stuff, I don't mind if it comes from Target or a designer store. But when my husband asked if I'd like a Dooney & Burke bag, I didn't hesitate. Yes, I said. I love the one you picked out.


They have a color version of this design, but part of the reason I love this bag so much is that the Disney is really subtle. Unless you're looking really closely, you can't tell. And the people who *do* notice often ask me, in hushed but excited tones, if that's a Disney bag. I nod, and we share a little conspiratorial smile and recognize each other as Disney nerds. It's great.

My current bag is currently showing a little wear, so my husband's been on the lookout for another print  that he thought I might like, but most of the recent prints have either been too cartoonish or just not my thing. 

But. 

Today I saw this: 

And I may have texted it to my husband reminding him that our anniversary/my birthday/Christmas were all coming up. I love it. I love that it's Peter Pan, and that Tink is prominently featured, and I love that it's not in color -- the black-and-white color scheme make the Disney aspect a lot more subtle than most of the Disney Dooney & Burkes. 

For a comparison, here's the new Snow White collection -- I think in honor of the 80th anniversary:

There's also a new Christmas print coming out, which, I have to admit, did set my Disney-consumer-heart aflutter. Fall/Halloween is my favorite time to visit, but Disney-at-Christmas is...magical. But this print just doesn't seem practical. I would feel weird using the purse in, say, May, so it's an expensive purchase to just it for a few weeks. But still pretty. 😊


Monday, September 25, 2017

Food For Thought...

I came across this video this morning...not exactly sure how, but there it is:



This lyric struck me, as it's one of the issues I grapple with when thinking about villains/evil in Disney films. I'm particularly intrigued by the "no one's evil for evil's sake" part...

"We are all misjudged, we are all begrudged, and of course we've made mistakes
But you can rest assured our hearts are pure, no one's evil for evil's sake
We have all had dreams, things are never as they seem, maybe we're the heroes too
But a happy-ever-after is a dream that won't come true."

I've been fascinated by Disney villains and why they're seen as evil for a while now...there's been a trend lately in pop culture to blur the lines between good and evil, hero and villain, and even Disney hasn't escaped this: there's been an uptick in villain origin stories (perhaps started by Wicked?). I think this is the reason I was so drawn to Once Upon A Time, especially when they delved into the background of Regina/The Evil Queen and Rumple. It was all well and good to see how Snow White and Charming met, but the most dynamic episodes early on were the ones that gave some depth and insight into the Evil Queen's character -- showing that she didn't start off evil; that life (and her abysmal mother) caused her to turn that way.

Can people be evil for evil's sake? What about fictional characters? Do all characters, regardless of whether or not we know it, have an origin story? Is there a time, in that origin story, where they're not evil? If so, what makes them evil? Does it justify their behavior? Or at least allow us, as the audience, to excuse it more easily?

Disney Princesses As...Living in 2017

I haven't done a "Disney Princesses As" post in a while, so it was nice to stumble across these images: according to BoredPanda, the artist is Chilean digital artist Fernanda Suarez, and his current project is to imagine what Disney Princesses would look like if they were living in 2017. Check out his Instagram here.

Setting aside the fact that he is ridiculously talented in a way that I could never even dream of aspiring to, his vision is interesting...most of them look edgier to me, maybe even a little sinister?

For one thing, Jasmine and Pocahontas don't actually look that different, IMHO:


Is there a commentary on exorcized beauty here? Several critics have pointed out that the non-white princesses are more sexualized than their white counterparts, so maybe it's not surprising? (Although, I don't know what it says about 2017 that being "modern" is "sultry"...although maybe it's just the discrepancy from the softer, more innocent animated versions?)

Snow White and Cinderella kinda have this whole zombie/supernatural/paranormal vibe going on...I think it's the eyes. They both have this sultry, come hither vibe, but the coloring gives them that supernatural edge. Plus, nothing says temptation like an apple.

I think Mulan is my favorite though. Maybe it's because she looks so different from the traditional animated version, and maybe because Suarez didn't seem to make her hyper-feminine and fit her into a "delicate" princess mold.


Friday, September 22, 2017

Happy First Day of Fall!

Fall is, without a doubt, my favorite season. I was raised in the Hudson Valley in New York, so I grew up with beautiful fall foliage, chilly nights and mornings, and some of my best memories involve going apple picking with my family. Falls aren't quite the same in the South, but the minute that first hint of crispness enters the air...I love it. 

Thursday, September 21, 2017

#tbt

Just going to sneak this #tbt post in under the midnight deadline...

Facebook reminded me today that, 5 years ago, we made our engagement "Facebook official." (Because of course it's not official until it's Facebook official. 😒) So, in honor of that, I wanted to share a photo of my "Disney engagement":


I had always dreamed of getting engaged in front of Cinderella Castle in the Magic Kingdom. Cliche, I know, but to my Disney-princess obsessed self, that seemed the epitome of romance. (Plus, all of the families on the 90s sitcoms I grew up with had a Disney-episode, and I'm pretty sure one of them involved an engagement in front of the castle.) And, TBH, it still kinda does. I know princesses and fairy tales and uber-romanticized happily-ever-afters don't exist, but Disney is the place where they at least seem possible.

So my wonderful, thoughtful, creative husband did this. We had a trip planned for October with our moms, and he thought about proposing then, but (1) he did think it was a little cliche and (2) he didn't want to have to worry about traveling with and packing a ring, let alone carrying it around a Disney park all day. (What if it fell out of his pocket on Space Mountain? I mean, his cell phone did, so it could happen. Luckily, we did get the phone back.)

So he brought Cinderella Castle to me. And dragged me out of bed before 8 on a Friday morning, without coffee, because he couldn't wait. 💖

And, bonus: even though our engagement didn't take place in front of Cinderella Castle, our engagement photos did. Because he proposed a few weeks before our trip, we got to plan to have engagement photos taken in the Magic Kingdom, and that's something that I will treasure forever.


Wednesday, September 20, 2017

I Dare You Not To Sing Along.


An oldie, but goodie:



I love that Josh Gad and Luke Evans don't just complete the line but actually sing the songs. 


Same.

I don't normally advocate for (tolerate?) talking during movies, but if you watch a Disney movie with me, you'd better be prepared for me to sing-along (probably off-key) and/or finish the lines of dialogue with the characters. (Especially during the first Pirates of the Caribbean. At one point, I think I genuinely had that movie memorized. #teamcommodorenorrington)


Monday, September 18, 2017

Disney Princesses Singing In Their "Native" Language

This fun video popped up in my Facebook feed tonight:


I don't think it's *entirely* accurate to say that they're singing in their "native languages" -- at least not all of them. Mulan for sure, because the film is clearly set in ancient China, even if it's not historically accurate; Meg in Hercules is pretty accurate as well, since the film explicitly mentions the Greek gods; and there are a few super subtle references to Germany in Snow White (namely the beer steins in dwarves' cottage). But Sleeping Beauty, The Little Mermaid and Frozen -- they're all set in kingdoms once upon a time in a faraway land. Sure, the original "Sleeping Beauty" is of French origin; and Hans Christian Andersen was Danish, but that doesn't mean The Little Mermaid is set in Denmark; and Arendelle is a fictional country inspired by Norway. I'm not even going to touch on the Aladdin one, because that's a hot mess that I've discussed before. 

But a fun video nevertheless. :) 

The Disney Version

I was talking with a student after class today about how Disney has a tendency to "Disney-fy" the original fairy tales it adapts -- giving the much-darker-tales a happy ending and omitting the "squishy" stuff. (See, for instance, the original ending to "Sleeping Beauty" or Hans Christian Andersen's "The Little Mermaid.") We talked about "The Little Match Girl" in particular -- could Disney give that story a happy ending? (I think they could. They'd sprinkle a little pixie dust in the writer's room and bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, you'd have a Disneyfied story through rose-colored classes.)

Regardless, our conversation made me think of this post from Disney Memes:



One of these days I'll get around to reading those newly-discovered fairy tales. But I'd still bet that Disney could take one of those tales and turn it into a blockbuster.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

#tbt

I've tried to be good about a Disney themed #tbt every week, but...#fail. So when these photos popped up on my "On This Day" Facebook feed, I took it as a sign to reboot the concept. Fingers crossed.

#tbt to September 2013, a.k.a. the day all my dreams came true when Starbucks opened in the Magic Kingdom.

Also, this is literally 6 weeks before my wedding. For the life of me, I cannot remember why we went to Disney that close to our wedding.


[I love the look on the face of the dude in the red hat in the pic on the right. I'm sure (okay, 75% sure) that it was just the awkward moment the photo was snapped but...he could also be extremely confused as to what I'm oh-so-excitedly pointing at.
(And that relatively nondescript sign is the only indication that that's a Starbucks. For all the haters who thought it was going to be garish and tacky.)

I've always thought that drinking a PSL (an old-school PSL, before they changed the recipe -- twice) in front of Cinderella's Castle would be my definition of heaven. Add in some New England fall weather and a bunch of puppies -- what could be better?

"Let's Get Down To Business"

Came across this the other day: 



A lot of people in the comments are all, "This never happened!" to which I say...meh. Who cares if it did or didn't? It's still funny.

And, FWIW, I believe it could have happened. Every class, I resist the urge to start class by saying "Let's get down to business..." Once, a few years ago, I said it by accident -- the class (which was a fantastic one, BTW) was being super chatty before class and I needed to get them to focus -- and one girl chimed in, "...to defeat the Huns." Which set off a little bit of a chain reaction and a detour to watch the music video. Because if you can't randomly pull up a Disney song on YouTube and have an impromptu sing-a-long in Decoding Disney, when can you?

Disney World + Hurricane Irma

Disclaimer: My heart and thoughts go out to everyone affected by Hurricane Irma (and Harvey as well). Due to the specific focus of this blog, this post will only focus on the way Irma effected Disney World in Orlando, in an academic manner.

Last year, a few of my family members were at Disney World during Hurricane Matthew. They'd planned and paid for the trip and it was nowhere near as significant as Irma was. If I remember correctly, Matthew hit at the tail end of their trip, so they decided to stay and ride it out, rather than try and leave. They figured that if they were going to be stuck somewhere in Florida (traffic, weather, etc.) they might as well be stuck in a place known for it's customer service. In the end, they were holed up in their hotel for about a day (long enough when you have small kids!) -- it was only the 4th time Disney had ever closed -- then spent the next day in Magic Kingdom, staying to watch the Festival of Fantasy parade, and drove home.

Their two take-away points were these:
(1) They were really disappointed with the food options. Sure, they were under a curfew and basically "trapped" in their hotel, but they expected a little bit more from Disney customer service on this end.
(2) The fact that they were able to go to the parks the next day is a testament to how quickly Disney is able to orchestrate a clean-up process.
[Sidebar: If you've ever been to a Disney park, you may have noticed how clean it is: the "janitorial" cast members roam the park, but often wear the same "costumes" as other cast members in their area so they tend to blend in more than janitorial/maintenance employees of other places. They also tend to be some of the happiest, friendliest cast members, always willing to answer a question, snap a photo, or offer Disney trivia. Rarely does a piece of trash/food stay on the ground for more than a few minutes before a cast member swoops it up; it's a bit of Disney lore that you're never more than 30 steps away from a trash can (so there's never an excuse to litter!).]

Which brings me to how Disney handled things during Hurricane Irma -- obviously this was a different, more high-stakes situation, and I think Disney had more time to prepare. The Weather Channel coverage of Irma seemed to last for about a week before she hit Florida, and Matthew may have been a quicker-moving hurricane.

(1) People who stayed at Disney for Irma seemed much happier with the food options, again, perhaps due to having a longer time to prepare.
Some people are complaining about having to pay for the food, but...even in a hurricane, Disney is still a business. I understand why they can't give away food for free. Although, if you've ever been to Disney and bought food there, this amount of food for this price may seem like it's free. $6 usually buys maybe a sandwich? A small plate of food (one item) at Food and Wine?
via Chip & Co.
This post from Chip & Co. details some first-hand accounts of how Disney tried to keep morale up during Irma.

(2) Even though Irma was a much stronger, bigger hurricane that did more damage than Matthew, Disney still managed to orchestrate an impressive clean-up.
This Huffington Post article focuses a little bit more on the precautions Disney took in advance of Irma, but also has a few fascinating before/after photos of hurricane damage --> clean up. 


Disney magic, indeed.

It seems that even Disney wasn't completely hurricane-proof though. As The Orlando Sentinel reports, there are a few attractions/resorts that were more significantly affected, including The Jungle Cruise and Kali River Rapids in Animal Kingdom -- both of which are water rides, which may have something to do with it. 

Sunday, September 10, 2017

When I Grow Up, I Want To Be Kristen Bell

I have always been a Kristen Bell fan -- to this day, Veronica Mars is still one of my favorite TV shows (and I will argue that Season 1 is one of the best seasons of television ever) -- and feel a weird sense of fierce loyalty towards her. (Kind of like I feel about Bradley Cooper, since he was Will on Alias...that sense of "I knew who he was before he was super famous.")

So this story from the Huffington Post didn't surprise me -- it's a nice recap of what Kristen Bell's been doing since she's in Orlando during Hurricane Irma (staying at The Swan Hotel on Disney property!), including rescuing Josh Gad's family and serenading people at a shelter with a song from Frozen.

It's worth a read, just to make you smile, but definitely check out Kristen Bell singing "For The First Time In Forever" live -- I know people are quick to hate when actresses "dabble" in music, but maybe this will help?

Todrick Hall -- "The Evolution of Disney"

So, this guy and his videos have been popping up all over my Facebook feed lately -- especially his throwback videos of '90s music -- but this one is particularly catchy. 

I dare you not to sing along! 😊

Also, apparently, he is involved with something called "Club Mickey Mouse" and the Mouseketeers...are they rebooting the Mickey Mouse Club? Must investigate. 


Thursday, September 7, 2017

Happier Aladdin News -- Will Smith Shares Cast Photo

Amidst all the brouhaha over Billy Magnussen's casting, here's a bit of pixie-dusted news for you:

Will Smith has shared the "first cast photo" for the Aladdin remake:

Awww, don't they look happy?! I'm still not entirely sure how I feel about (1) this remake in general or (2) Will Smith as Genie (RIP, Robin Williams), but of course I'll give it a fair chance. 

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Is Disney "White-washing" Aladdin?

It always feels slightly awkward to comment on issues of whitewashing, given that I fully recognize my white privilege. But, Magnussen's casting in the live-action adaptation of Aladdin has created quite the storm of publicity for Disney...and I think it's at least worth pointing out. (Because Disney is so entrenched in pop culture.)

Before we start: I've said before that I am not looking forward to this adaptation. I'm not a fan of Guy Ritchie or his directorial style and, as other people have pointed out, I'm not quite sure why Ritchie seems to be going "off-book" when the other Disney live-action adaptations have essentially been the animated movie with real people. (Cinderella was basically the 1950 film, with fleshed out characters and some modern updates to fix some of the more problematic things with gender roles; Beauty and the Beast was essentially the same; and The Jungle Book was actually probably closer to the original Kipling tale, while still retaining the essence of the animated film. And The Lion King seems to be headed in a similar direction -- Jon Favreau even brought back James Earl Jones to voice Mufasa. Which...thank goodness. NO ONE ELSE could voice Mufasa.)

Also before we start: it's important to note that we still don't know who Magnussen is playing or anything about the character of "Prince Anders." At this point, I'm not sure what the justification is for inserting a white character into the story, so everything on the internet is just speculation and twitter-rage. But let's avoid another Mulan situation where everyone jumped to conclusions, assumed the worst, and started hashtag campaigns.

Both Teen Vogue and the Huffington Post have articles on the controversy, and they both include Tweets from the Internet Rage Machine with how upset people are over this. (I wonder if anyone on Twitter is *defending* the casting choice...) But I find some of the Tweets to be unfair, like this one:

I get what they're going for, but...I can't take it seriously.

So I'd recommend reading this piece from The Mary Sue. Because even though my knee-jerk reaction is to defend Disney and view this optimistically, they do make some good points:
"But it doesn’t really matter whether it was Disney, Ritchie, or some uptight studio exec who won’t acknowledge their own bias. What matters is that Aladdin was, before this news broke, going to be a film primarily starring people of color. It was going to be a film that would help the studio make a step in the right direction, and while the vast majority of the leading cast will still be sticking around, it’s disappointing to think that for whatever reason, they just couldn’t be trusted to lead a movie without a white character present."
A valid point -- that maybe Disney thinks a movie, even with Will Smith as the voice of the Genie (I won't touch the fact that Robin Williams will ALWAYS be the Genie for me), can't succeed without a white actor in it. For the record, I think it's still going to be a film "primarily starring people of color"; casting one Caucasian actor doesn't change that, just as casting Martin Freeman in Marvel's Black Panther doesn't change it for that film.

And, given that the original source material for Aladdin in A Thousand and One Nights was Chinese, this claim felt a little hollow to me:
"...couldn’t even let one movie go by without feeling compelled to re-write an old folk-tale-turned-animated-film."
(TBH, I'm not entirely sure I follow what it means: if it's criticizing the deviation from the animated film or from the original story.)

It also seems overly strong to liken Ritchie & Co. to "colonial white imperialists." I don't know why, but that really rubs me the wrong way...maybe it's, as I said above, my tendency to defend Disney or maybe it's the claim that Disney is inserting white people into a non-white history that bothers me, since this is a fictional story and Agrabah isn't a real place.

I understand the criticism, I do. And I might eat crow for this later on, but I think it's a bit premature to vilify Disney without knowing the specifics. FWIW, and this is probably a best case scenario, I hope Magnussen is playing the role of Prince Achmed from the animated film -- the prince who looks disdainfully at the people of Agrabah and who Jasmine (and Rajah) promptly rejects when he tries to impress her with all his wealth and status.
Maybe the Sultan is so desperate to see Jasmine married that he tries to arrange a marriage with her fairy-tale style -- you know, how in the fairy tales the King always says "whoever can complete task X can marry my daughter" and princes come from far and wide to try and win the princess, but in the end, it's the miller's son, or the stable boy who succeeds and rises up. (Which is, essentially, the story of Aladdin.) So maybe Prince Anders is either invited by the Sultan or hears of the stubborn princess and travels from Scandinavia to try his luck. And maybe, just like Prince Achmed, he's arrogant and entitled and elitist and looks down on our hero and the hungry children of Agrabah. And maybe, just like Prince Achmed, Jasmine puts him in his place and rejects him. Maybe there's a subtle commentary on the white savior narrative and this casting/narrative will flip it.

Maybe not. Maybe I've got too much pixie dust and optimism and maybe casting Magnussen will be a huge disaster for the film.

"Disney Inspired" Dorm Room -- *womp womp*

I was scrolling through Facebook tonight when I came across this post from Teen Vogue:

via Facebook

I've seen so many posts lately about how students are taking their dorm rooms to the "next level." (Like these girls from Mississippi State. Or these girls from Texas. Or these other girls from Texas. Or any of these rooms.) IDK, maybe this happened when I was in college and we just didn't know about it because social media wasn't a thing yet. But the dorm rooms I lived in certainly weren't that nice. TBH, they may or may not be nicer than some of the rooms in my house. (Except for my kids' nurseries. We went all Pinspiration on those rooms.)

ANYWAY. Given the next-level decor going on in those dorm rooms above,  I was super excited to see the Disney room. 

Spoiler alert. It's not that Disney. 😢In most of the pictures of the room, I had to search for the Disney decor. And while I'm the first person to admit that too much Disney can border on tacky and cartoonish -- I walked that line with my wedding -- I kinda feel like if you're going to sell your dorm room as a magical Disney Wonderland, it should be a little more Disney. A color scheme of aqua/coral/white doesn't exactly scream Disney to me. 

Womp womp. 

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Prince Anders Coming To Agrabah

Um, okay.


Fresh from the Hollywood Reporter -- Billy Magnussen has been cast as an "original character" (re: not in the 1992 animated film), Prince Anders. (And also that Nasim Pedrad will play Jasmine's handmaid...I always did think it odd that the only three people living in such a huge palace were the Sultan, Jasmine, and Jafar.) Which...is an odd bit of casting news. My first thought would be that he's one of the suitors who the Sultan brings in to try and impress Jasmine, but...yeah. Maybe that scene's being expanded/reworked?

IDK. Of all the live-action adaptations of my childhood Disney staples currently in the works, I am the least excited about Guy Ritchie's adaptation of Aladdin. (I am more excited about Tim Burton's Dumbo than this one.) Which is a shame, because this could have been such an opportunity for Disney to retell an iconic tell without, you know, whitewashing it. I know there was a lot of casting controversy (which may or may not be resolved), but maybe not having a white male as a director would have been a good idea? Also, I'm just not a fan of Guy Ritchie's style, so there's that.

Ugh.

Monday, September 4, 2017

Grim Grinning Ghosts Come Out To Socialize

I think I've watched this clip about 10 times already...

I don't really remember visiting Disney World in the Fall when I was little -- definitely early December when it was decorated for Christmas and then again in February -- but ever since my husband surprised me with our first trip together in October of 2011 over Fall Break, I consider it the best time to go. The weather may not be particularly fall-like in central Florida, but there's the Food & Wine Festival at EPCOT, Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween party at Magic Kingdom with the trick-or-treating (for adults too!), the Boo-To-You Halloween parade and Hallowishes...

*sigh*

Why am I not going back sooner?! 


Sunday, September 3, 2017

"Don't Underestimate The Importance of Body Language"

Y'all know how I feel about Target.

So when my husband asked me if I wanted to get out of the house for a bit and take our daughter on a Target run with my mom while he watched the newborn, I jumped at the chance. (And I don't care how #basicwhitegirl it makes me if I love walking around Target with my Starbucks macchiato. Or #suburbanmom. Or both.)

And I'll admit that one of the reasons I love going to Target -- and there are many -- is that there is always so. much. Disney. stuff. Disney is a marketing genius, and this extends to their ability to merchandize everything and anything.

In our house, we're a sucker for Disney Legos -- if only because Legos are my husband's Kryptonite. Combine them with Disney? There's no hope for us.

So as we're walking down the toy aisles, I noticed this set, "Ariel and the Magic Spell":

Nothing special -- I was actually more interested in the Moana sets on the shelf below -- but it struck me that this was kind of a "dark" scene for Disney to make a Lego set out of. (Aside from the fact that it's the scene with one of the greatest Disney songs, ever.) It would be having a Snow White set with the old crone and the apple or a Sleeping Beauty set with Maleficent and the spinning wheel. 

And then I took a closer look at Ursula:

I'm not one to judge but...if Ursula weren't an animated cartoon character, she'd probably have serious grounds for a misrepresentation/overly Photoshopped lawsuit. She is, IMHO, surprisingly slender, given her original appearance. I mean, yeah. Maybe I'm reading too much into the design of a tiny Lego toy, but still. Part of Ursula's design -- and her appearance did evolve; in early concept art she was based on eels/manta rays/lion fish rather than her now-iconic squidlike similarities -- is her corpulence. The late 80s/early 90s was also the time for heroin chic in fashion, so it (unfortunately) makes sense that the heroine would be impossibly thin and the villainess would be the opposite. (Compared to, for instance, rail-thin Cruella De Vil in the 1960s.)

Again, I don't think Disney or Lego is making a statement about female body image through Lego characters...I just think it's really interesting that Ursula is so much slimmer -- and that she's even in a toy set at all. Just scrolling through the first few pages of the Disney Legos on Target's website, the closest thing to a villain in the other sets -- excluding the Star Wars ones because they make villains cool -- is Marshmallow from Frozen, and even then, he's not the uber-villain of the movie.